using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
