Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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