It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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