i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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