just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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