Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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