it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish I only lived at night.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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