I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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