it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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