Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The air taste purple.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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