like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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