it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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