dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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