yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
how does that bad decision feel?
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