I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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