some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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