where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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