Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
my being single is dangerous.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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