S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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