Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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