Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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