No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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