we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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