I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
