He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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