I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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