did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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