your parents love me but you hate me
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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