Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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