arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Randomize