But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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