you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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