sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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