It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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