This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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