He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Holy sore nipples Batman
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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