why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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