How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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