I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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