I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My underwear smells like fireworks.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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