these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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