That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
its not stalking. its research.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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