Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
my penis made a compromise with my morals
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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