If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
