Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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