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why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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