He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i came on her dog
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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