Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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