Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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