Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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