winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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