Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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