Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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