Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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