"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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