Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
