Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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